I'm too busy playing Lego Star Wars to care.



when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with


(Source: guy)



did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

(Source: officialplanetmars)


and for my next prank, i take a metal bat to the throats of youtubers who make money off sexually harassing women in the street


We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

it’s just a spark, but it’s enough, to keep me going,

and when it’s dark out, no one’s around, it keeps glowing

(Source: poisonoaky)